Friday, September 10, 2010

The Kitty Porn Defense




File this story under, "Do You REALLY Expect Me To Believe That?"

Keith R. Griffin, 49, of Jensen Beach claimed his cat downloaded porn on his computer: He said he would leave his computer on and the cat would jump on the keyboard and just like that, the images would appear.

Ah ex-squeeze me? Your cat is a skeezer?

Turns out that cops charged Griffin with possession of child pornography in August 2009 after a detective found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer.

One busy cat wouldn't you say?

Fortunately Griffin decided to take the blame for Evil Kitties actions and he was ordered to serve 12 1/2 years in prison after pleading no contest to 25 felony child pornography charges.

In the meantime, if your cat looks like he's swallowed the canary, better check your computer's history. He may have been cruising inappropriate websites.

Bad kitty!!!!

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