Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Al Gore Reveals All He Knows About Global Warming

Then again, maybe he doesn't. Once again he avoids inconvenient questions from Journalist and filmmaker Phelim McAleer. I would think that Al would put Phelim's "silly little questions" to rest. After all, polar bears are dying. We saw the photos, they are floating away on icebergs to their death. Then again, didn't I just read the TRUTH about those photos.

Just a little problem though. In several recent interviews the former vice president said that the Climategate emails were "sound and fury signifying nothing...the most recent one is more than 10 years old." The truth however, is that the most recent email from Climategate is less than two months old

Doesn't matter though. Al is of course the inventor of the Internet and all, so he must know just about EVERYTHING wouldn't you say? Then again, didn't his own climatologist just publicly correct him? My bad Al. Perhaps you aren't omniscient after all.

Still Al should just shut that "flat-earther" up. Answer his questions. Tell us why a scientist, any scientist would destroy data.

Oh and Al don't you worry there are people out there who have your back. That's why when they disagree with what someone says they throw things at them. Very mature don't you know. Those crazy right wing loons, why they are tossing things like pies in the faces of liberal politicians that speak on college campuses. Those scary conservatives they throw fruit at people who have a different point of view. They must be afraid of hearing the truth......Ah wait a minute. Scratch all that. I just learned that it is not conservatives who do those sort of things. Would you believe it's those intellectually curious progressives? Who would have thunk it?

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