Sarah Palin Says That Abraham Lincoln Was Her Favorite Founding Father

"Heee hee hee hee!" Oh I'm rolling on the floor laughing. That stupid Sarah Palin thinks that Abraham Lincoln was a founding father. Oh wait! That stupid person was one of the people who was deriding Sarah for being so dumb, Mika Brzezinski. Never mind. After all stupid things that liberals say really aren't newsworthy are they?

Actually, Sarah chose George Washington. Maybe Mika got confused that thought the founding fathers founded America just before the Civil War. It's OK. I can see how you can get confused.